do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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