i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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