You're a womanizer and a bitch.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I don't deserve a penis
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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