question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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