i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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