I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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