Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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