But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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