im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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