i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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