Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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