That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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