So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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