im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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