this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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