capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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