In the future we'll all be gay
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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