Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
The ass gains better be worth it
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