i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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