Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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