i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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