I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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