Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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