Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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