So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nobody cheats on THIS.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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