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(705): View more from Ontario

he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me

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(562): View more from California

Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Shut up. I did not.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

I really wish I was making that up.

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(301): View more from Maryland

My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(319): View more from Iowa

just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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(585): View more from New York

I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak

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(847): View more from Illinois

Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.

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