I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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