We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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