my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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