Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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