So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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