we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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