everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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