You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
