I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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