she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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