im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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