spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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