I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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