apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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