I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
