# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
All the doctor said was why
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
