Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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