carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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