Can Purell be used as lube?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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