Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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