So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You made out with two different species that night
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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