my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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