office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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