we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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