before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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