Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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