i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
